… from the native peoples of the United States of America and people of color…
Due to the extreme effects of climate change, I am spearheading the Eskimo relocation program; finding cooler homes for Alaska’s Native Americans… you can voluntarily adopt an Eskimo OR one will be assigned to you… by my staff. Refugees from the climate change Wars need our help! Our slogan is: “Refrigerate A Global Warming Refugee This Summer!” No need to worry about Jeff Sessions’ ICE Agents snooping around as we are Native Americans! We have petitioned the superior court of Alaska to sue ICE for not living up to their name and we want them deported to a desert spot on the Mexican Plains so they can see, firsthand, what it’s like to be exiled to one of the Earth’s hottest locations… one more lawsuit for the Trump Administration… You’re welcome… most people think us Native Americans only protest oil pipelines that are illegally spoiling our sacred places. should you decide to “opt out” please return the guest igloo and 10000 lb of whale blubber that UPS will be delivering to your home today. Remember! Us Native Americans must stick together… but not because we’re hot, sticky and sweaty.
Buffalo Tom Peabody
(Cherokee Nation Activist)
P.S. did you know that Robbie Robertson, Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley have Native American roots?
P.P.S. Will you help us to make our humorous point about a very serious issue of racism against Native Americans and people of color?
August 11th, 2017
Buffalo Tom, Gunther, Iggy, Larry and guest host; ALF