No personal checks please!
Train your monkey to clean up after monkey poop-fights!
-Some monkeys are smarter than most people!
-Some monkeys are mean and feisty!
-Which monkey will you get? (Our choice… Its a crap shoot!)
-Order now and find out!
While supplies last:
-Only $29.95 per monkey … No personal checks, please! (Cash, Money Orders, Visa and MasterCard welcome.)
(NOTE: Monkey poop is NOT legal tender.)
-All sales final!
Each monkey comes with a FREE 5 pound bag of tasty Monkey Chow! (We cannot be held responsible for monkeys that eat their tasty Monkey Chow in transit! In which case, your monkey will arrive with a free 5 pound bag of monkey poop, suitable for monkey poop-fights!)
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