Buffalo Tom Peabody

Detective Gunther Tootie: Shocking!

Our Southern Gothic Horror Story takes a bizarre turn in today’s episode…

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Dateline: Tallahassee, Florida
Detective Gunther Tootie reporting:
News Flash!

The entire courtroom was stunned, this morning, when Buffalo Tom Peabody “escorted” Fancy (pronounced Fauncey) Brainstone’s 80 year old mother, Phoenicia Brainstone-Tubbalardi into the courtroom!

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Despite District Attorney Florian Burnem’s objection,  Phoenicia was allowed to testify as a character witness on behalf of her daughter Fancy!
Phoenicia refuses to believe that Fancy could have fed HER favorite grandson, Chumlee to an alligator! At one point during the proceedings she turned to her daughter and yelled, “I didn’t spend my hard earned money fattening that kid up just so you could feed him to an alligator! Only a big fat stupid idiot, like you, could do something this stupid!”
“I know you are but what am I?” barked Fancy!

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Yesterday, I interviewed Phoenicia’s ex-husband, Giuseppe Tubbalardi…

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At first, Giuseppe wanted to stick to happy memories, like his wedding day…
“I come from…

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